sualne

he's fiiiiine.

fluffyartbl0g

Anonymous asked:

Can you make a master post for your time travel au drawings? I can't find them all and it's sooooooo good!!!!

fluffyartbl0g answered:

DAWWW >////

TIME TRAVEL/SPEEDRUN AU MASTERPOST

All comics are read from left to right

START

Syrup Village

Strawhat interlude 1

Iceburg is so confused

Marines talk about upcoming strawhat rookie superstars

Franky Family is concerned bout Franky

What’s goin down in Skypiea?

Cobra is worried about his daughter :(

The encounter at Sabaody Archipelago

The Poseidon timesave strat

Ace cover stories: Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 | Part 5

ASL bros reunite + wheryheart’s lovely add on :)

Whitebeard Alliance

Whole cake Island AKA Zeus retrieval

Clipping Shenanigans

Disclaimer: Inspired by Geokat’s Take the World by Storm but my time travel au is it’s own seperate original work :) (except for parts 1 to 3 of the ace cover stories but like,,, cmon,,, THAT WAS TOO GOOD TO NOT ADAPT)

papa-m0thman

aropride

"nothing is real atoms never touch each other youve never touched anything in your life" ok. well when i pet my dog he is soft and when he licks my hand it is wet and that is far more real to me than whatevers going on at an atomic level

aropride

what my atoms are doing is their fucking business man i'm busy trying to stop my dog from eating tissues directly out of the box

duckbunny

nuclei don't touch, but the nucleus is not the core of reality. reality is made of electrons dancing. reality is made of bonds.

you pet your dog and the atoms that are you brush up against the atoms that are him, and the electrons that are you press into the electrons that are him, and both of them change their movement.

electrons of course are not really particles and do not really move.

you pet your dog and the electron-orbitals of your skin overlap with the electron-orbitals of his fur, and both are changed by the contact. you are not made of little motes floating alone in a void. you are a single unfathomable chord formed of a trillion vibrations, and so is he. and the note you play is changing at every moment by what you touch and how you breathe, and so is his. and atoms do not really have edges, and to touch is to interact, and when you put your hand on your dog the universe does not know that you are separate. the song expands to hold you both.

laughingpokemon

captainkirkk

fedorathexplorer

I really can’t believe I’ve been on this hell site for 8 years

chrownox

Impart me in your wisdom of ancient times

fedorathexplorer

one time there was a tumblr user with the url “pizza” and she would just comment on any text post about pizza saying “omg that’s me” and then we found out she had an entire tag dedicated to saying the n word

thetyrannosaur

One time somebody paid $750 for the url ‘hi’ and got deleted in less than a year for promoting weight loss scams

bathykolpian

There’s always been something deeply wrong with this place.

cemeterything

the thing that really gets me about those minimalist living spaces and homes is that i can't even imagine a ghost being able to "live" there. like those things are so sterile and devoid of life that they can't even be haunted by it.

cemeterything

A photo of a minimalist living room in grey and white color palettes. Against one wall there is a plain grey couch with no cushions. A grey rug sits on the smooth white floor. On top of it is a plain smooth-edged white stone coffee table bearing a single plain flower. There are two overhead lights on stiff metal wire hangings in one corner, and a tall slim lampshade with a bulb (with no shade) in the other corner. There is a window opposite the couch. Next to the window is a tall white radiator. Beneath the window are two chairs with dark grey cushioning and plain light wooden frames. The only pattern or variety in the room comes from plain grey wood panelling on the walls.

this is a terrible setup for a ghost or poltergeist and completely unethical way to keep one. the lack of enrichment is appalling. there are no overheard lights to swing or flicker ominously. no floorboards to creak. no weird stains on the carpet or old pipes to rattle and groan. nothing easy to throw or move around mischievously. no variety in colors or shapes. a haunt like this would have your specter scrawling threats in blood on the walls within a week, and you'd deserve it.

it’s for demons soulless and hostile they feel right at home

honeydew-soda

ankle-beez

NEW CARTOON SALOON MOVIE OUT NOVEMBER 11 ON NETFLIX

themostbritishamerican

no bc the LAYERS to this?? like not only is it a public figure cheating on his wife and the mother of his TWO children. his entire personality is loving his wife he was the goddamn legend of LOVE. AND he didn't just cheat on his wife with some random woman it's his PRODUCER! and bc hes the owner of the company thats his subordinate! AND alex (his producer) was ENGAGED! and you would think "oh well shes not the focal point of the channel shes just a producer so why do people care about her relationship" BECAUSE THEY WERE ACTIVELY MAKING VIDEOS WHERE SHES PLANNING HER WEDDING!! we saw her try on wedding dresses! they did a whole bridesmaid dress video!! like she was also very publicly in a relationship about to be married. AND ON TOP OF THAT it's not just like ned goes into an office and leaves ariel at home (i.e. having separation between work and home) no bc ariel ALSO WORKS WITH THEM AT THE OFFICE! she has worked with alex!!! SHE HAS WORKED WITH AND KNOWS AND WAS SEEMINGLY FRIENDS WITH HIS MISTRESS!!! like you couldnt write a messier affair its all fucking buck wild

honeydew-soda

malerfique

update lost 20$ billion

fatsexybitch

cemeterything

bashircore

This tweet has changed my life btw

bashircore

Here’s a guide of what I’ve determined the meanings to be

walking around - self explanatory

fellowship - hanging out with friends

deliciousness - having something tasty

transcendence - feeling that you have reached a different level of some sort; alternatively, when you do one of the other delights to the extreme and feel really good about it. (you know transcendence when it happens)

goofing - having a good laugh at smth

amelioration - working towards the betterment of something, for example, working on a skill you hope to improve

coitus - fuckin’

enthralment - becoming incredibly engaged in something, hyper focusing on something

wildcard - anything that you feel was a delight in your day that does not fit one of the above delights

cemeterything

Anonymous asked:

Wait, what? You are a guy? o.O Your posts are all so.. girlish..

orteil42 answered:

exhuastedpigeon

classic-jorts

Ryan S. Bergara yearning for the paranormal vs experiencing anything remotely paranormal

three panel comic. panel 1: drawing of a pup wearing an orange beanie with a hopeful expression. the captions says pls evidence?? panel 2: a ghostly green hand reaches for the pup whose wearing an angry expression and the same cute little orange beanie. caption says NO CONTACT!! panel 3: pup with frowning eyebrows. caption says ONLY EVIDENCE

e-vasong

lordsmaf

I will forever respect Animorphs for tricking kids who are just really into animals to read a book series by going “Hey you, you daydream about what it’s like to be a dolphin or a bird or a wolf? Have I got a book for you!” and then slowly radicalizing them with 50+ books of “There are no winners in war. Whatever ‘victory’ you perceive comes at the cost of sacrificing your own morals and killing the part of you that is human. In the end you will resort to murder, torture and war crimes and the knowledge of what you have done will haunt you for as long as you live.”